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    Thursday, December 6th, 2007
    12:00 pm
    A hacker who screwed a mag tape
    Was caught and convicted of rape.
    To jail he did go,
    From which, to his woe
    He couldn't get out with ESC.
    8:00 am
    A proctologist name of McGee
    once bent over double to see
    an eyeball of glass
    he had shoved up his ass,
    "-- so I can see one that looks back at me."

    From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
    rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
    4:00 am
    Fakir, n:
    A psychologist whose charismatic data have inspired almost
    religious devotion in his followers, even though the sources seem to
    have shinnied up a rope and vanished.
    12:00 am
    An artist should be fit for the best society and keep out of it.
    Wednesday, December 5th, 2007
    8:00 pm
    The universe is like a safe to which there is a combination -- but the
    combination is locked up in the safe.
    -- Peter DeVries
    4:00 pm
    I think we're in trouble.
    -- Han Solo
    12:00 pm
    One is often kept in the right road by a rut.
    -- Gustave Droz
    8:00 am
    If God had intended Men to Smoke, He would have put Chimneys in their Heads.
    4:00 am
    Становясь в очередь к пивному ларьку, он мог спросить с
    неописуемым высокомерием: "Н-ну-с, кто тут не побоится
    признаться, что он последний?". На дрожащих с похмелья
    остервенелых алкашей это производило неизгладимое
    впечатление...
    -- "Поиск предназначения, или Двадцать седьмая теорема этики"
    12:00 am
    Омерзительный, как окурок в писсуаре.
    -- "Хромая судьба"
    Tuesday, December 4th, 2007
    8:00 pm
    The society which scorns excellence in plumbing as a humble activity and
    tolerates shoddiness in philosophy because it is an exalted activity will
    have neither good plumbing nor good philosophy... neither its pipes nor
    its theories will hold water.
    4:00 pm
    Знаменитейший некогда бомбовоз, господа. Личный Его
    Императорского Высочества Принца Кирну Четырех Золотых Знамен
    Именной Бомбовоз "Горный Орел"...
    -- "Обитаемый остров"
    12:00 pm
    "Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with
    the ideal never goes unpunished."
    -- Goethe
    8:00 am
    Women in love consist of a little sighing, a little
    crying, a little dying -- and a good deal of lying.
    -- Ansey
    4:00 am
    "By necessity, by proclivity, and by delight, we all quote. In fact,
    it is as difficult to appropriate the thoughts of others as it is to
    invent. (R. Emerson)"
    -- Quoted from a fortune cookie program
    (whose author claims, "Actually, stealing IS easier.")
    [to which I reply, "You think it's easy for me to
    misconstrue all these misquotations?!?"]
    12:00 am
    aphorism, n.:
    A concise, clever statement.
    afterism, n.:
    A concise, clever statement you don't think of until too late.
    -- James Alexander Thom
    Monday, December 3rd, 2007
    8:00 pm
    There was a young man of Ostend
    Whose wife caught him fucking her friend.
    "It's no use, my duck,
    Interrupting our fuck,
    For I'm damned if I draw till I spend."
    4:00 pm
    There can be no daily democracy without daily citizenship.
    -- Ralph Nader
    12:00 pm
    И наконец, класс Г. Г оно и есть Г. (Зачеркнуто.)
    -- "Отягощенные злом"
    8:00 am
    - Не разговаривать! - грозно заорал издали дежурный. - Кто
    r`l к стене прислоняется? А ну, отслонись!
    -- "Град обреченный"
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