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Sunday, August 19th, 2007

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    12:00a
    Это знаешь, как у верблюда спросили: "Почему у тебя шея
    кривая?" Так он ответил: "А что у меня прямое?"
    -- "Волны гасят ветер"
    4:00a
    The STAR WARS Song
    Sung to the tune of "Lola", by the Kinks:

    I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah
    Where it bubbles all the time like a giant cabinet soda
    S-O-D-A soda
    I saw the little runt sitting there on a log
    I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said Yoda
    Y-O-D-A Yoda, Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda

    Well I've been around but I ain't never seen
    A guy who looks like a Muppet but he's wrinkled and green
    Oh my Yoda, Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda
    Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand
    How he can raise me in the air just by raising his hand
    Oh my Yoda, Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda, Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda
    8:00a
    The best way to get rid of worries is to let them die of neglect.
    12:00p
    ... поперли его за то, что он "ел хлеб беззакония и пил
    вино хищения".
    -- "Хромая судьба"
    4:00p
    I'd like MY data-base JULIENNED and stir-fried!
    8:00p
    To err is humor.

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